I was at an event not to long ago when I was approached by some guys with a local tech start-up. The idea they have is great, a very creative and intelligent way to move information socially. What it seems like they, and many others, are struggling with is the concept of taking a great idea and making it into a business. No one seems to focus on the fact that there should be money to be made after venture capital or a buyout. Why not strive to create a self sustaining business, as opposed to something that’s only success is to draw eyes to its new potential parent company?
I really think someone will fund anything regardless of how irrational it may be, so long as it is on the cutting edge of technology or includes the venture buzzword de’ jour. It is in this light that I present the 5 dumbest web 2.0 social media tech start ups yet to exist.
Snoozler - Wake or sleep at your friends’ hands!
Snoozler is the new social media platform that allows you to tie your alarm clock, cell alarm, or desktop alarm into your existing social profiles. Allow your friends to set your alarm, set custom alarm sounds or hit the snooze button for you! (And don’t worry about sleeping in too long - you can set the days it is accessible.)
RafflR - Enter all the online contest your friends do!
RafflR allows you to use your facebook and myspace pages to see what kind of online raffles, contest, and sweepstakes your friends have entered. From there you can select any of those that you would like to enter as well and RafflR signs you up. You can also invite friends to participate in a contest. Pick your top friends and RafflR will automatically sign you up for any contest they sign up for!
Tipster - Are you a cheapskate or a tipping heavyweight?
The Tipster platform lets you enter your bill and the tip you gave, as well as notes about service. Then your friends can vote on if the tip you gave them was too high, too low or dead on. You can also share tipping stories from the night out or the delivery guy bringing it in! Check out Tipster Pro if you’re a tip-dependent industry to see what Tipsters are saying about you.
Once Removed - No relation or bound by blood… or marriage?
Once Removed allows you to pick any friend through any of your networks, from bloggers, flickr, youtube, facebook, myspace and many others and see if and how you’re related. Using online available public records and genealogical research Once Removed will tell you if and how you may possibly be related to your friends.
WhoozShooz - Narrow or wide, low top or high, dress or casual shoes tell you a lot.
WhoozShooz is a survey application that matches you with people who have similar taste as you in footwear. Whether it is to match you up with a good friend for shoe shopping, or matching you up with someone who wears the same running shoes or cleats as you, WhoozShooz puts you in touch. And WhoozShooz works with all kinds of footwear, from heels and sandals to skis and skates!
The sad fact of the matter is that some of these ideas, or something very similar will inevitably become something you’ll see online someday. I think what may be even more depressing is the fact that in the course of writing this I thought of ways to monetize 4 out of 5 of these.
What dumb social media start ups do you envision coming to be in the future?